Stiff Shafts Only T-Shirt

Horsecock Country Club™ Form-Fitted Tee
STIFF SHAFTS ONLY

Finally—a shirt that says what everyone’s thinking on the back nine... and the front nine... and probably the clubhouse too.

This green, form-fitted beauty is made from a luxurious 60/40 cotton/poly blend that’s so soft and smooth, it practically glides on. Just like your swing—assuming you’ve got the kind of shaft stiffness we’re talking about.

The front says it loud and proud:
“STIFF SHAFTS ONLY.”
No floppy drivers. No limp putters. No exceptions.

And on the back? The unmistakable Horsecock Country Club™ logo, letting everyone know you belong to the most exclusive club in town.

Color: Rich green, like envy and the fairway you just overshot

Material: 60% cotton / 40% poly – soft, breathable, slightly stretchy (just like your morals)

Fit: Form-fitted, flattering, and possibly revealing depending on hydration level

Front: “STIFF SHAFTS ONLY” – subtle as a golf cart crash

Back: Horsecock Country Club logo – classy chaos

Perfect for:

• The driving range

• Casual Fridays at wildly inappropriate workplaces

• Getting banned from at least two real country clubs

Horsecock Country Club™ – Where the shafts are stiff, and the jokes are harder.