The Scrote

The Scrote Vice Pro Balls
“Hit it Hard” — Because Soft is for Losers

Step up your game with The Scrote™, the official Vice Pro golf balls stamped with the infamous Horsecock Country Club™ logo and the battle cry “Hit it Hard”. These aren’t your grandma’s golf balls—they’re built for players who bring attitude, power, and a questionable sense of humor to the course.

Each pair comes packed in a sleek, sturdy tube capped with the Horsecock Country Club logo—because your balls deserve first-class treatment.

Performance: Professional-grade Vice Pro balls with an ego as big as your swing

Design: Bold Horsecock Country Club logo plus “Hit it Hard” — a not-so-subtle reminder to leave it all on the fairway

Packaging: Classy tube and cap, perfect for gifting or showing off at the 19th hole

Perfect for:

• Golfers who take their game seriously—but not themselves

• The guy who wants to remind everyone exactly how hard he can hit it

• Adding a little extra “oomph” to your golf bag—and your jokes

The Scrote
Because when it comes to balls, size—and attitude—matter.