Reversable Apron

Horsecock™ Reversible Apron
Double the Sass, Double the Smut

Why settle for one mood when you can have two? The Horsecock™ reversible apron is your ultimate kitchen sidekick—flipping effortlessly between “I swear I’m a responsible adult” censored mode and “Yeah, this is exactly what it looks like” uncensored mode.

With luxurious faux leather trim and a neck strap sturdy enough to hold all your confidence (and maybe a couple of spilled drinks), this apron doesn’t just protect your clothes—it broadcasts your vibe.

Censored side: Two deep pockets for all your culinary tools and secret snacks, plus the “PG” version of the Horsecock logo to keep the kids fooled… or at least entertained.

Uncensored side: Full Horsecock glory—because sometimes you gotta let the big cock out to play and make sure everyone knows you’re serious about your kitchen (and your jokes).

Material: Durable, easy-clean fabric trimmed with faux leather—because even your apron needs to look like it’s got its life together

Fit: Adjustable neck strap—fits all necks, all egos, all kitchen disasters

Pockets: Two roomy pockets on the “safe for work” side, because multitasking is sexy

Perfect for:

• Flipping burgers while flipping the bird to polite society

• Serving up meals and double entendres with equal skill

• Showing up your friends who think aprons are just for “serious” cooks

Horsecock™ Apron
Wear it. Flip it. Own it. Just maybe don’t wear it to your grandma’s house.