Keep It Up T-Shirt

Horsecock™ Blue Censored Tee
Soft. Stylish. Slightly Scandalous.

This isn’t your grandma’s T-shirt (unless your grandma’s really cool and also has a wild side). Made from a super-soft 60/40 cotton/poly blend, this blue form-fitted tee hugs you in all the right places without suffocating your vibe.

The real fun? The censored Horsecock logo on the back—because sometimes you gotta keep it PG-13 but still make everyone wonder what exactly you’re hiding. It’s like the shirt version of a wink… but with fabric.

Color: Bold blue with crisp white print—because subtlety is overrated

Material: 60% cotton, 40% polyester — soft enough to nap in, durable enough to survive your wildest nights

Fit: Form-fitted and flattering — because you deserve a shirt that shows off your personality (and your gains)

Back: Censored Horsecock logo — mystery guaranteed, conversations inevitable

Perfect for:

• Casual hangouts when you want to be comfy and cause a little mischief

• That moment when you want to say “Horsecock” but also keep it classy

• Sparking curiosity without spilling all your secrets

Horsecock™: Because sometimes less is more... unless we’re talking about attitude.