Horsecock Records 45 T-Shirt

Horsecock Records™ Black T-Shirt
Rock the Cock. Literally.

Wanna make grandma uncomfortable and support independent music? Congratulations—you’ve found your shirt.

This jet-black, 100% cotton masterpiece is the official uniform of late-night shredders, record hoarders, and people who definitely don’t skip the weird tracks on Side B. Featuring the iconic 45 adapter logo on the front (for those who know) and “Rock The Cock” plastered on the back (for those who don’t but are about to ask), this tee doesn’t whisper—it crowd-surfs shirtless into your frontal lobe.

Material: 100% cotton—soft enough to nap in, durable enough to survive spontaneous stage dives

Front: That sweet 45 insert logo—classy, vintage, possibly misunderstood

Back: “Rock The Cock” in bold—just in case the front wasn’t enough of a conversation starter

Color: Blacker than your ex’s heart and your Spotify wrapped combined

Fit: True to size, unless you were lying on your dating profile

Whether you’re spinning vinyl or just spinning in existential confusion, do it in a shirt that says, “Yes, I paid money for this, and no, I don’t regret it.”