Censored Horsecock Hoodie

Horsecock™ Heavyweight Grey Hoodie
Soft as hell. Hard to ignore.

Wrap yourself in the cozy chaos of the Horsecock™ Heavyweight Grey Hoodie—a glorious blend of comfort, questionable branding decisions, and heavyweight cotton thicker than your ex's skull.

Made from 100% “oh damn, that’s nice” cotton, this hoodie is built to survive cold weather, bad decisions, and awkward conversations about the name. It’s warm, durable, and just edgy enough to make people look twice and then pretend they didn’t.

With a relaxed fit, a generously-sized hood (yes, it fits over that ego), and a kangaroo pocket big enough to lose your phone and your will to text back, this hoodie is here for a good time and a long time.

Fabric: 100% heavyweight cotton (like, really heavy—don’t skip arm day)

Color: Moody grey, like your soul in winter

Logo: Front and center—subtle as a freight train

Fit: Oversized but flattering, like a hug from a linebacker

Care: Machine wash cold. Or don’t. We’re not your mom.

Wear it loud. Wear it proud.
Horsecock™—clothing for people who stopped caring what Grandma thinks.